Oh this tag looked so fun so I stole it from

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people
1.) Your name?
Johan
-Johan means to act super fly or cool.
"Oh my god, look at that guy... He's such a Johan!"(HAHA SERIOUSLY?! XD HAHAHA AWESOME!!!)
2.) Your age?
16
-The age of consent in most countries.
When cherry's are red they're ripe for plucking, when girls are 16 they're ripe for fucking.
(woah. That's kinda harsh XD)
3.) One of your friends?
Linnéa
-A word used when relating to someone beautiful, or a word used when a aura of excellence seems to be around a person
"wow, she looks as if she could be a linnea""oh my, i get a feeling of linnea around her"(sure, sure I can go for that XD)
4.) What should you be doing?
Drawing
-Drawing is a form of visual expression and is one of the major forms within the visual arts. There are a number of subcategories of drawing, including cartooning, and certain drawing methods or approaches, such as "doodling," may or may not be considered as part of "drawing" as a "fine art."
5.) Favorite color?
Black
-1-A color widely defined as the absence of light.
2-The darkest shade possible
3-The opposite of white, imho, best described on the Yin&Yang symbol.
1-"I see a red door and I want to paint it black"-the_Rolling_Stones.
2-"You should use a black crayon to draw some shade, if your door is open to the night"-Art-Teacher.
3-"the white on the yin&yang symbol is opposite yet complimentary and equal to the black."
6.) Birthplace?
Sweden (I took this cause city and other more specific words for where I come from wasn't that good O_O )
-A shining beacon of freedom and progress, located in the chilly northern parts of Europe. Neighbour to Denmark, Norway and Finland, and often confused with at least one of them. Most Americans cannot distinguish Sweden from the mountain nation of Switzerland.
Famous for not only its a large population of very blonde and beautiful women, but also its history of Vikings, the music of partly forgotten bands like Abba and very high taxes. Under the government of the social democrats, Sweden has the highest tax rate in the world. The corruption is nearly non-existant and the population is well-educated, better than the average European or American citizen. There is no country in the world where atheism is better established than in Sweden, and the Swedish church, unlike the churches in many other countries, has little real power or influence. Sweden is also the most equal country in the world, gender-wise.
(Nice description haha. Taxes that high? O_O THAT I didn't know)
7.) Month of your birth?
May
-may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away
"hooray i have math..."
"don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore" (Haha so true XD That's why it's awesome.)
8.) Last person you talked to?
Lina
-Nice beautiful young woman
"Lina is so cool"(Okok haha

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9.) One of your nicknames?
Tall-as-hell (haha it's true XD I took Tall people)
-Real tall people (6 foot or taller)--(I'm like 6.3)
when there younger get teased sometimes because of their lenght and lankiness. But let me tell you this tall people have a great presence in crowds...you see a tall guy coming in a room YOU NOTICE. tall people will rule the world because they are born leaders, there good at basketball, they have big penises, when a tall guy wants to beat you up..you better run son cause hes gonna fuck you up. Tall people end up with hot supermodels when they grow up.
"Hey look at that tall guy, yeh hes a great guy he can reach that can on the top shelf."
"Wow"(

as above...
wow...
that kinda made me happy for a brief moment there XD
I WILL CONQUER THE WORLD WITH SUPERMODELS! MWAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's just hilarious XD)
I don't want to MAKE someone do this so.. if you feel you'll like this or if you're my friend, do this : ) It was fun to do and you certainly won't regret it : ) Haha I'm still laughing as hell for this XD